#MUNDIRT

Welcome to the final dose of gossip for this year. 

Smoking is nasty as it is but its worse when you do it at the school bathroom early morning. Haven’t you sobered up from the dance already? Come on girls we can do better than that.

ATTENTION! Injustice in the Criminal Court! Suspension for two delegates despite coming around the same time as the persecutors leading to a moderated caucus being motioned by the judges which almost passed, only if it weren’t for the discretion of the dais. Talk about a bias dais.

 “Should I pack my bags and leave? Is that what you want?” An international delegate felt intentionally excluded at the Nepali Cabinet. Initially, the Chair was infuriated at the negligence of the delegate to the procedures, so revenge maybe?

Beauty is pain and beauty is everything. On the traditional day our fellow press tore her blouse and today delegates are having to pay a visit to the nurse because of their stilts. Of course beauty comes at a price. So, fashion or comfort? 

It has been an absolute pleasure my esteemed delegates. See you next year but keep in mind for I’ll always be watching. ;) 

Ciao my loves, 

So long.